Mr. President, forget that inept House of Representatives. Bomb Syria today!
Bombing is ever so much more humane than gas!
Who wouldn't prefer to stick his head in a gas oven than to be shot to death, twisted all ends up 'til sinews give way, burnt to crisp, blinded or footless for life? Blast me to smithereens any day!
Better yet, stop your meddling and leave us to our own destinies.
"Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them. . . ."
I wish you well, O Syria!